Dreams on crack

Okay I swear my dreams are on crack....

Last night I was talking to my friend Ax, which is probably why I managed to have a random ass dream about him.

In the dream for some reason he was fighting with his lover Roxy. So he came to me for comfort and we eventually got together.... Well... that may not seem strange but it really is. Here, let me explain.

Ax came to me weeping about Roxy, and when he told me he wanted me by his side, I refused, saying I had Max. So thew next day he turned Max into a dog..... I wondered where my lover was, but Ax didn't know.... On top of that he turned Thest into a bunny rabbit....

It was the middle of winter and he was wearing these horribly pink pants and a pink striped shirt and on top of that he was wearing a pink bandana and was humming and singing and carrying a broom. He was turning into a very strange housewife who decided to thaw the pool with a hair dryer because it wasn't pretty when it was frozen....

As if any of this wasn't stange enough we had pocky every day for breakfast lunch and dinner. He decided to turn Roxy into a bird and put him in a golden cage. He fed all of the animals/ex-lovers pocky too. All of this is very very odd to me....

I told Ax about this dream this morning and he laughed saying it was funny. He was gonna tell Roxy about it, and I think Roxy will crack up too.